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What you'll read in Chapter 1
- · Why Romeo and Juliet is filed under tragedy, not romance — and why the genre label is the verdict.
- · The forensic timeline: three days, six bodies, two shattered families.
- · The character Shakespeare wrote and the world chose to ignore: Count Paris.
- · Friar Lawrence's seven-line indictment of the entire romantic premise — embedded in the play, ignored for four centuries.
- · Why this matters — for marriages, divorce rates, and the partner you choose next.
“Romeo and Juliet knew each other for three days. Six people died. That's not a love story — that's a hostage situation.”
— opening line, Chapter 1
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