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What Would Paris Do?

Seven scenarios. Two answers each — what Romeo would do versus what Paris would do. Pick the option that matches your actual instinct, not the one that sounds best. There is no right answer until the end.

  1. Question 1 of 7

    You just met someone incredible. You feel the dopamine. It's been 36 hours.

    Three texts in. They asked if you want to drive up the coast for the weekend.

  2. Question 2 of 7

    Three months in, they want to move in together.

    Your lease is up in six weeks. They have the perfect spare room.

  3. Question 3 of 7

    Your partner cannot stand your family.

    Your sister's wedding is in May. They've already declined.

  4. Question 4 of 7

    You're in love. You discover $80,000 in undisclosed debt.

    It came up because the loan officer mentioned it on a joint mortgage application.

  5. Question 5 of 7

    Your closest friends say they're wrong for you, but it FEELS right.

    Three people who have known you fifteen years, independently, all signaling the same concern.

  6. Question 6 of 7

    Two years in. The butterflies are gone.

    You still like them. You just don't get the Tuesday-afternoon-thinking-about-them rush anymore.

  7. Question 7 of 7

    You're 35, single, and your friends keep telling you to 'just settle.'

    There is someone reasonable but uninspiring in front of you. Your aunt thinks you should marry them.